Some of you may know my dear friend Adam who has up and gone to Germany this month with all of his unemployment money. I bust my ass all week for nickels and dimes and he's flyin high in those huge-ass Delta jets on my tax dollars. ffffffffFFFUCK! No sway to my swagger though. This weekend I'm gonna be on a boat and two weekends after that, I'll be running around Las Vegas drunk and naked with Rob, Thrasher, and 4 other wild guys.
The point of this blog is meant as a letter to Adam since my stamp costs are raising so that I can help pay his weekly welfare checks. fffffFFFUUCKK!!
Dear Adam,
You better be boning the hell out of that girl. I mean it for real dude. You flew all the way to Germany to see a girl you've only seen for three days. I can only imagine she's worth it though. It's Germany, the perfect race. Which is even more reason that if you come back home without destroying that poon, I will personally drive down to Atlanta and slap you in the face. Then I will start wailing on your junk cause you obviously don't need it. Don't be a pussy. Make me proud.
Call me "Daddy",
Josh Brown
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