Thursday, July 30, 2009

For the Love of God!


Some of you may know my dear friend Adam who has up and gone to Germany this month with all of his unemployment money. I bust my ass all week for nickels and dimes and he's flyin high in those huge-ass Delta jets on my tax dollars. ffffffffFFFUCK! No sway to my swagger though. This weekend I'm gonna be on a boat and two weekends after that, I'll be running around Las Vegas drunk and naked with Rob, Thrasher, and 4 other wild guys.


The point of this blog is meant as a letter to Adam since my stamp costs are raising so that I can help pay his weekly welfare checks. fffffFFFUUCKK!!


Dear Adam,
You better be boning the hell out of that girl. I mean it for real dude. You flew all the way to Germany to see a girl you've only seen for three days. I can only imagine she's worth it though. It's Germany, the perfect race. Which is even more reason that if you come back home without destroying that poon, I will personally drive down to Atlanta and slap you in the face. Then I will start wailing on your junk cause you obviously don't need it. Don't be a pussy. Make me proud.
Call me "Daddy",
Josh Brown

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