Thursday, March 5, 2009

Get Cranked!

Crank 2: High Voltage! Crank 2: High Voltage! Crank 2: High Voltage! Crank 2: High Voltage! Crank 2: High Voltage! Crank 2: High Voltage! Crank 2: High Voltage! Crank 2: High Voltage!

This movie defines my life. It's all about fast cars, hot girls, drinking, fighting, shooting guns, beating up people who deserve it, and electrocuting myself. I LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW!

Hey kid outside riding around the pool on your bike. I hate you. You and your little pink bike. That's right, it's a little girl and she almost ran into my Miati yesterday riding recklessly around the parking lot. If I had a mountain dew, I'd jump out the window, steal your bike and ride into the pool screaming ruining the indians' game of volleyball.

Jesus Christ, I have to move out of North Carolina.

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