The Rock Hand is starting to tingle

My fingers are acting weird. I'm having trouble keeping my middle finger, ring finger and thumb straight. They seem to be attracted to my palm, while all my pointer finger and pink remain extended out.

Is it a disease?

No, it's the ROCK HAND.

Party coming up this weekend! I'm going to be drinking heavily and making horrible decisions on Saturday, and I hope you'll be there with me. But the Rock Hand doesn't stop there. April 25th - Huge party down in the ATL (my one true home). Details to come soon, but you best believe it's going to be a rager cause it's a RockStar party (with a twist) and that can only mean one thing. The RockHand will be in full force.