I had a great idea for a music video. I dress up as Vanilla Ice, and dance around the street of Atlanta singing dark rock remix of "Ice Ice Baby". Halfway through the video, I go into the Cheetah and prance around singing my song with the strippers dancing all around me and Adam making it rain around me.
Then one of the strippers asks like a bitch to me, so I pull a chainsaw out of my gigantic vanilla ice pants and the bloodshed begins.
I tear through them all one by one until I realize that they're all zombie strippers. Adam runs off like a pansy. I continue killing the zombie strippers with my chainsaw and memorizing ice ice beats.
In the end, they end up eating off one of my arms, but I kill them all off and watch the sun rise from the roof of the strip club. The music fades out and I say "I'm Beautiful"
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I like the end
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